sinister: ethan hawke gets drunk a lot and freaks himself out while the guy from mortiis hangs out with a bunch of kids
paranormal activity 4: fuck this goddamn movie
i’ve been more afraid of spiders in the tub than this shit
anything and everything is scarier and better than this
de rouille et d’os (rust and bone): for a little bit i was kind of hoping this was based upon jenny schecter’s story about a girl who speaks the language of manatees. instead it was legless marion cotillard and a hot street mma dude who was completely inept in every other area of life but one: fighting. not bad, but no la vie en rose or les petits mouchoirs.
me @ the dexter season finale
ok this was hot
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dear last night’s boardwalk empire: you make me want to crawl in a hole and die
the human centipede 2: a small, overweight, asthmatic man with a history of mental and sexual abuse at the hands of his parents has big dreams. and he achieves them! this is a story of a man who succeeds against the odds, folks. even if his dreams are to kidnap like a dozen people, drive their unconscious bodies to a strange warehouse and perform rudimentary surgery in order to recreate something from his favorite movie, the human centipede. if you build it, and feed it laxatives, he will come. eventually. with the help of some sandpaper.
i mean he had asthma, how did he do all of that
paranormal activity 3: i would so bang out katie and kristi’s mom
yea that’s pretty much it
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prometheus: or as i like to call it now, “the adventures of lisbeth salander and the decapitated head of that one asshole”
charlize theron in skintight clothes just walkin’ around
why do people like michael fassbender
there were some cheesy parts but they were few and far between
most of the movie had me making awesome faces of disgust, the rest of it had me wanting to stand up and go OH SHIT!
OHH SHIT!
ohhh.. shit.
also, noomi rapace is gorgeous
yea this pretty much puts a nice cap on how i feel about skins these days
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this show is legitimately the worst now, what even happened
rich is a whiny asshole
alo fucked mini so hard her eye is wonky now
RIDER FOREVER
1 down 8 to go
come on john t foster, let’s do this
ps - rich and alo, your band was cooler when you were called clutch fuck off and die
skins season 6: i never thought the day would come where i actually vehemently disliked skins, but… that day has come. so fucking pointless.
looking outside to see if pigs are flying.
i was hoping this shit would end like turistas but it did not.
i’m a masochist though so i’m sure i’ll finish the series out just to see if they all get set on fire.
the devil inside: fucking stupid
way more period blood than i ever expected to be in any movie ever
the ending was annoying
isabella was mad cute though
girl with the dragon tattoo: rooney got naked, she’s got nipple rings / these are a few of my favorite things
it was amazing. stop reading this and go see it.